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Archive for September 2008

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What is wrong with people?

I go on facebook today and a friend of mine has ALL his business in his status about his (seemingly petty) argument with his girlfriend. She’s on his virtual wall complaining and cursing him out about what he’s doing. Honestly, I could go without knowing that she farts during sex and doesn’t take showers on weekends.

Ok, so maybe it IS funny (although probably very far from the truth) but really this is waaaaaaaaaay too much information for me. Evidently yesterday, he accused her of cheating on him and being phony. On her page, she accused him of having an herpes and being a closet homosexual.


How immature is this? Ok, come on…guess. How old do you think these two are? Three seconds: 1…2…3…times up! 23 and 26. No joke. I swear!

What is this foolishness? I am at a total loss for words. I hope they read this and realize how much they suck.

For future reference folks: don’t put your biz all out on the internet! You’ll end up looking like a loser and who’s to say you and this person won’t reconcile? Then you’ll have all this crap to sort through and all the hurt associated with your actions. Now you’ve got to try to regain trust on top of getting through whatever problems you had to begin with. It’s bad enough when people go run their mouths to others, let alone spreading it like wildfire on the ‘net.

I am positive there will all sorts of relationship issues in this film. Love triangles, adultery, betrayal, divorce, even love and family…I’m so excited! Heck, anything with Derek Luke (whoo!) and Angela Bassett has to be good. It hits theatres 1-16-09. I think I’m gonna round up a bunch of friends and make this an event…who’s with me??

Slightly off topic:

But is this for real?

It’s one thing to be strapped for cash, this is just…ugh…i have no words…


Jennifer Hudson recently got engaged to her boyfriend, David Otunga aka Punk from VH1’s I Love New York 2. Here’s the statement released by PEOPLE magazine:

“I can confirm that Jennifer got engaged to her boyfriend David on Friday night in L.A.” says the rep. Otunga, who is known as “Punk” from the reality show I Love New York 2, popped the question with a Neil Lane diamond ring on the Dreamgirls Oscar winner’s 27th birthday. The couple, who have been dating less than a year, both hail from Chicago. Professionally, it is a busy time for Hudson as well. Her debut solo album, Jennifer Hudson, will be in stores Sept. 30, and her next film, The Secret Life of Bees opens on Oct. 17.

WTF??? Ok…is it just me or does Punk from VH1’s I Love New York 2 have a way too much sugar in his tank to be proposing to a woman? His 15 minutes of fame must be dwindling rapidly or something cause you, me and him all know he does not swing on the straight edge.

I mean, seriously…if it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck, its a duck. Word to the wise, Jenny-boo, when he starts begging for anal sex on an ongoing basis, you better run for your life cause he is about to set you up for the okie doke and have you looking like Terry McMillan out here.

Speaking of Terry McMillan…I know I’m not the only one who thinks Punk looks like the spitting image of Terry’s formally downlow and now out-of-the-closet gay ex husband Jonathan Plummer.

(Punk is on the left. Jonathan Plummer on the right. I know, I can’t tell the difference either.)

I’m just saying…

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